PEDRO:  Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff?
NAPOLEON:  Yes... probably the best that I know of.
PEDRO:  Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... and give it to her for like a gift or something.
NAPOLEON:  That's a pretty good idea.

Valentine's Day was atraumatic this year.  Amy made me promise not to get her something this year and she would do the same.  She probably wanted to avoid another hissy fit from me about dissimilitude in gift giving which I can understand. 

This is the "card" Amy made for me (below).  It was in a 2x2 inch envelope she made and I initially thought she was giving me a condom (in her favorite flavor, I hoped).

The "skills" line made me laugh out loud, in a real way, not in a silent expressionless lying internet way.  It made me think of Napoleon Dynamite or l33t gamer speak. 

This is what I drew on the back of her card:


I don't care what cartoonists say, drawing cartoons is a hell of a lot easier and carefree than the more realistic style I usually shoot for.  It's like CHEATING in comparison.  I might draw more cartoons now.