Saturday, May 10, 2003.
Linda
has got some
nice
wontons. Mmm mmm!
I am waiting
for those pictures,
Steve.
:-)
COREAN WOMEN ARE CRUEL
This is a conversation between myself and Amy while looking at the contestants for Miss Korea 2003.
ME: "So which one do you like?"
AMY: "She's okay."
ME: "Yeah, Number Seven, she's one of the cuter ones. Who else?"
AMY: "Hmm... Um, not that one.
"Not her either.
"She's definitely not going to win.
"Next page.
"... Next page....
"Ears are too big."
ME: "What? Did you say ears?!"
AMY: "Keep going.
"No.
"Nope.
"Uh uh."
ME: "What's wrong with her? Don't tell me she is worse than this one. Look at how far apart her eyes are. She should get her DNA checked or something."
AMY: "Keep moving.
"Too much make up.
"Don't even try.
"Eighties style, puh-lease.
"Hell. No.
"Ajumma!!
ME: "I like the angle of her eyebrows."
AMY: "Pfft. Keep it moving. Next page."
ME: "She could be a model."
AMY: "Nothing special."
Et cetera.
ME: "Yeah, No.7 is probably the cutest one."
AMY: "I don't think so."
I've noticed that Amy along with many women tend to pick out:
1) the ones with the best fashion sense or
2) the one that looks like the nicest friend or
3) the least threatening or
4) the ones that look more like themselves. But not better than themselves.
Guys on the other hand tend to pick out:
1) the ones who look like the most fun.
2) In bed.
(Thanks to Chris for the link.)
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HALF-COREAN WOMEN CAN BE CRUELER
It's probably a good thing Liz Cho wasn't in that Miss Korea 2003 lineup. Amy definitely would not have liked my response to her picture.
In my own dark and twisted way, I see Liz Cho as the ultimate form of hapa revenge toward those specific Asians who just don't like the "mixed Asians" in their "cultural territory." Take a look at a half-Corean who wouldn't want you either, you racist bastards.
There's no crueler revenge than a cold look from a hot woman you want and can never have.
You make Medea Sin proud my half-Corean brethren. Sometimes I wonder why I don't embrace my true kind more than I do. People I probably have more in common with emotionally than the people I choose to surround myself with sometimes. Things could be easier. I don't know.
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TEAM WERE-TIGER
"This is Were-tiger One, we're going in. Cover me.... They've got me pinned down. Were-tiger Two, where are you? I need backup.
"Sun Su, did you unplug your controller again?"
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"Wait till they get a load of me -- and my diaper."
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MEDEA SIN HOT MODEL
Today's Hot Model is
ANNETTE
(and company).
This is actually the second time Annette has graced me with her pictures. Last time she was admittedly much more shy. This time my favorite mixed German-Mexican beauty appears to have gone all out, to my immense pleasure. She has brought many surprised smiles to my face with her lovely pictures. Annette is modelling one of my favorite designs, as well as the mysteriously ubiquitous Asian "V-sign" there. Too cool.
As if that weren't enough, Annette's young princess of a daughter graces one of my drawings as well. So lovely, like mother like daughter. I don't think my drawings could ask for a better frame than those radiant locks.
Oh yeah. Now there's the love, baby. Thank you, Annette.
This is now officially a very good week.
